Fur Smoothie
In which I pioneer innovative techniques for maximizing dairy product coverage.
I made a smoothie, got distracted reading the quick start guide for my new access point, and when I looked up, Lucius had his head crammed all the way into my 8" tall glass, greedily slurping it up.
I shouted, he tried to retreat, and the glass stuck. I managed to keep the glass from falling over, but he got smoothie everywhere. All over the table, papers, the nearest cat bed. He dripped it on the floor as I carried him to the sink.
Hours later, he's still a bit sticky.
I made a smoothie, got distracted reading the quick start guide for my new access point, and when I looked up, Lucius had his head crammed all the way into my 8" tall glass, greedily slurping it up.
I shouted, he tried to retreat, and the glass stuck. I managed to keep the glass from falling over, but he got smoothie everywhere. All over the table, papers, the nearest cat bed. He dripped it on the floor as I carried him to the sink.
Hours later, he's still a bit sticky.
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on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 at 8:49 PM.
