by Tom Jones

If I had a thousand biscuits
Toss them all your way, I'd do
If I had a hundred hamsters
I would stuff them in your flue
If I had a dozen weasels
I would hide them in your loo
If I knew a single menace
Well, by jove, that would be you

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This entry was posted on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 8:25 PM.