Elvira's Lament
If I were an overweight feline,
The first thing that I'd go and do
Is to eat all my food in a jiffy,
And then, I would come whine at you.
I would claim that I had never eaten.
At least, not in recent years!
I'd howl and moan in a hungerous tone,
Crying giant wet starving cat tears!
- to the tune of "Time a Bottle" by Jim Croce
The first thing that I'd go and do
Is to eat all my food in a jiffy,
And then, I would come whine at you.
I would claim that I had never eaten.
At least, not in recent years!
I'd howl and moan in a hungerous tone,
Crying giant wet starving cat tears!
- to the tune of "Time a Bottle" by Jim Croce
Labels: To the Tune of, Writings
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on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 7:39 PM.
