Shower CatSaturday, June 25, 2005He's got his bathing cap on; he's mewing rub-a-dub-dub! But when I turn on the shower, this same kitten flees! He doesn't want to get in the water and take a bath with me. - to the chorus of "Epic Moon" by Clare Fader Labels: To the Tune of, Writings Tea PotsWednesday, June 22, 2005If I had two pots of tea (a pot for you and a pot for me) we would place them upon catapults (in between doing somersaults) and launch them afield to land with great yield on those we had judged to have other faults. Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings Buckets of Goo(A bucket for me and another for you) We'd carry them both to an upper floor (I'd choose three but you'd demand four), And dump them out windows to vanquish our foe Who we'd observed skulking in the alley below. Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings A Winsome ToadstoolTuesday, June 21, 2005With ears like a bottomless pool, I'd cast out spore clouds Like oviparous shrouds Of mushroom propagational fuel. Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings MinkedI gingerly sampled her pungent tincture. My eyes glazed o'er, For she is a great bore, But she squealed so nice when I minked her. Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings |
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