Funky Glass Art and SQL Server Musings: July 2005

Elvira's Lament

Thursday, July 28, 2005

If I were an overweight feline,
The first thing that I'd go and do
Is to eat all my food in a jiffy,
And then, I would come whine at you.

I would claim that I had never eaten.
At least, not in recent years!
I'd howl and moan in a hungerous tone,
Crying giant wet starving cat tears!
- to the tune of "Time a Bottle" by Jim Croce

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Suffering Network Security

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

I think that I
Shall surely die
Of great ennui
And then I'll flee.
No more to hear
X.509
My ears would cheer.
That would be fine.

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Intro to Algorithms Blues

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Theoretical worst runtime!
Thinking about it makes my heart rate climb!
Math will push me to the brink,
I'll drown myself in the kitchen sink

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Flue

Friday, July 1, 2005

If I were a bountiful ground sloth, locked up in a sooty fire flue,
I'd pine and I'd moan, in lusty o'ertones, and if that didn't work, I'd mew.
I'd wiggle and shake and cause little earthquakes of the loveliest iridized hue,
Scattering drops in puddling plops from the branches of nearby dewed yew.
- to the tune of "Time a Bottle" by Jim Croce

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		Elvira's Lament Thursday, July 28, 2005 If I were an overweight feline, The first thing that I'd go and do Is to eat all my food in a jiffy, And then, I would come whine at you. I would claim that I had never eaten. At least, not in recent years! I'd howl and moan in a hungerous tone, Crying giant wet starving cat tears! - to the tune of "Time a Bottle" by Jim Croce Labels: To the Tune of, Writings Permalink Suffering Network Security Wednesday, July 20, 2005 I think that I Shall surely die Of great ennui And then I'll flee. No more to hear X.509 My ears would cheer. That would be fine. Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings Permalink Intro to Algorithms Blues Sunday, July 17, 2005 Theoretical worst runtime! Thinking about it makes my heart rate climb! Math will push me to the brink, I'll drown myself in the kitchen sink Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings Permalink Flue Friday, July 1, 2005 If I were a bountiful ground sloth, locked up in a sooty fire flue, I'd pine and I'd moan, in lusty o'ertones, and if that didn't work, I'd mew. I'd wiggle and shake and cause little earthquakes of the loveliest iridized hue, Scattering drops in puddling plops from the branches of nearby dewed yew. - to the tune of "Time a Bottle" by Jim Croce Labels: To the Tune of, Writings Permalink
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