A Fish in the Maw
Tuesday, February 20, 2007But a fish in the freezer should be set out to thaw.
If it must be consumed while frozen and raw,
Then it must be divided by claw and by saw.
Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings
But a fish in the freezer should be set out to thaw.
If it must be consumed while frozen and raw,
Then it must be divided by claw and by saw.
Valentine Sentiments
Wednesday, February 14, 2007If you weren't a gurzbag, you wouldn't be you.
Though you're a great heaving snout, I don't wish you the gout,
And you're much more fun than the average dumb lout.
Labels: Uncategorizable Silliness, Writings
Great Slothsome Beast
Tuesday, February 13, 2007Who has always got his nose in the Fancy Feast?
I tried dancing and singing, but his chowing never ceased!
He consumes 15 pounds every day at least!
- to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Labels: To the Tune of, Writings
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