Lucius of the Very Long Tail
Monday, March 28, 2005Labels: Beasts
Lucius of the Very Long TailMonday, March 28, 2005Labels: Beasts How do I eat this?Sunday, March 27, 2005Labels: Beasts Fur SmoothieWednesday, March 23, 2005I made a smoothie, got distracted reading the quick start guide for my new access point, and when I looked up, Lucius had his head crammed all the way into my 8" tall glass, greedily slurping it up. I shouted, he tried to retreat, and the glass stuck. I managed to keep the glass from falling over, but he got smoothie everywhere. All over the table, papers, the nearest cat bed. He dripped it on the floor as I carried him to the sink. Hours later, he's still a bit sticky. Labels: Beasts Down the DrainMonday, March 7, 2005The wind blew my medicine cabinet open, so Lucius dutifully got up on the sink and started knocking things out of the medicine cabinet into the sink drain. The bottle he chose went in head-down, of course, and was such a perfect fit for the drain that I couldn't get forceps around it. It took many goes with a loop of duct tape to retrieve it. Why you don't have a stopper in your drain, you ask? The cats take it and hide it. Labels: Beasts All the Kitchen's a StageFriday, February 25, 2005The box is a bit too tall for this, so Lazarus ends up hanging half in and half out of the box. Lucius is scared anyway and hightails it for the living room. Lazarus remains with his front feet on the floor outside the box and his back feet on the bottom of the box, hanging over the side in what looks like an uncomfortable position for a minute or two, then withdraws. Elvira walks by. Lazarus attempts to launch himself out of the box onto Elvira. The box is a bit too tall for this, so Lazarus ends up hanging half in and half out of the box. Later, Lucius meanders into the kitchen with a hunk of feather boa on a stick stuck through his collar. Labels: Beasts |
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